if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
(Source: feelmehbonesignite, via gayisnotasynonymforjalex)
Hey, you know if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of MY HEART BEING RIPPED APART INTO A MILLION MICROSCOPIC PIECES
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
I hope it’s on their screen every day.